Bam Margera's Radio Faction Show Transcripts
12/12/05 - Tonight's show was recorded the night Bam got
Punk'd on MTV. He talked all about what went down, how he felt when it was
happening, and called his folks April and Phil to talk about it. Next they
discussed Amish people, Amish drug dealers, and pondered if there is such a
thing as hot Amish Lesbos. Bam and Novak goofed on a very drunk Shitbirds. The
guys goofed on Hard Attack DJ and show producer Tom Rock for dating 17 year old
girls, falling asleep at a drive in at Wendy's, and getting a DWI. Bam called
his skateboard team manager Kingman and apologized for wanting to bail the
scene of the crime while getting Punk'd. Bam talked about the first night of
the Viva La Band's Tour with headliners HIM. Bam said the porn star Savannah
showed up and gave him a box full of her DVD porno. They played Savannah doing
her thing, and Dico and Rake feeding each other (which sounded a lot like
Savannah's audio.) Bam played the first country song ever on his show, Johnny's
Knoxville's uncle singing about a wasted chick. Shitbirds played an acoustic
song all about his DWI. Novak's friend Oz played a message left for him by a
chick that caught him naked in bed with another chick. Just another night of
fast living and crazy drinking with professional hellraiser Bam Margera.
• The Rasmus "No Fear "
• Rammstein "Wo Bist Du"
• Roadrunner United "Dawn of a Golden Age"
• Roger Alan Wade "All Likkered Up"
• Clutch "100011010101"
12/05/05 - A packed house for the Radio Bam show this week
featuring Bam, Dico, Novak, Rake, Shitbirds, Shitgoose, Oz, and Lennon plus
Chad Ginsburg and Jess Margera from CKY. Congratulations were in order as
Brandon Novak became the proud father of a new baby boy, Jackson Andrew! Novak
talked about driving up to Connecticut the night before and stopping for a few
drinks, meeting a fast company broad, leaving Oz to sleep in Bam's Audi and
waking up in Spanish Harlem. Novak who is back to being a single man also
talked about what happened to his last girlfriend. Jess and Chad talked about
an upcoming CKY New Years show in Atlantic City and their upcoming tour plans
with Avenged Sevenfold. Another first this week as the crew welcomed a dude who
they call Bulger from Kappa Gagma Fagma to the show. Bulger once ate shit for
money so the crew wanted to put him to the test again and he came through
munchin' on a foot of turd for a few seconds. Bam told a great story about
Hanna's disgusting bathroom which has shampoo molded to the wall and 1 bar of
soap made up of 10 smaller chips of used up soap. They talked about how
disgusting soap is in general and how the same bar of soap that one dude uses
to wash his ass is later used by another dude to wash his face. They talked
about the Axl Rose and what kind of balls he must have to leave 25,000 fans
waiting to see him while he's out watching a football game, Buckethead talking
with a puppet on his hand and how boring the backstage area of the G N'R tour
was, but at least they got to witness a riot.
• Uncle Matt and the Shitbirds "What If Baseball's Had
AIDS?"
• Dico "Freestyle "
• Private Line "1-800-Out-Of-Nowhere"
• Living Things "Bom Bom Bom"
• Avenged Sevenfold "Sidewinder"
• Andy McCoy "Strung Out"
11/28/05 - Radio Bam live from West Chester, PA this week
featuring Bam, Dico, Novak, Ryan Gee and Shitbirds. Bam bought a book of jokes
called Dirty, Sick, X-Rated, Politically Incorrect Jokes and ripped on everyone
and everything. Novak was talking sobriety after he told a story about a wild
night he had at a bar where he punched a dude in the face, threw a glass in another
girl's face and then got thrown out. Bam questioned Novak about how much money
it would take to get him to suck a dick and it wasn't much! They played a 30
second clip of Kevin Federline's rap album and tore it to shreds. Bam and Dico
talked about car rentals gone bad, Lennon renting a truck that was 11 feet
high, driving it under a 10 foot clearance and ripping the top off, Shitgoose
returning Bam's rental car in Budapest but not telling anyone where it was
parked and not getting a receipt and than Phil got a call a month later from
the rental car agency saying he owed them 12,000 dollars for the car. Dico told
a series of stories from when he worked at a movie theater and one of his
buddies stepped on the film while trying to put a middle finger in front of the
projector, snapped the film while a packed house was watching the movie and
than went and hid in a corner. Shitbirds talked about how he used to blow farts
while having sex, Novak talked about cuifs and tonguing assholes. They also
picked on Hard Attack DJ Tom Rock for being on his best behavior while his boss
Will Pendarvis was in town and how they spent their Thanksgiving holidays.
• Peaches "Fuck The Pain Away"
• Murder City Devils "Rum to Whiskey"
• The Faint "Your Retro Career Melted"
• Nightwish "Nemo"
11/21/05 - Time for another installment of crazy day stories
and drunken night debauchery, known to everyone as Radio Bam. This week Bam was
joined by Brandon "The Dreamseller" Novak, Ryan "Shitgoose"
Gee, Bam's chick Missy, Novak's new girlfriend Mandy, and Oz. Shitgoose was
sick and coughing all over the microphones leading Bam to conclude he has SARS.
Bam talked about how some of his family was acting out at Jess's wedding. This
one guy named Kevin showed up in a crooked hat and sweatpants, drunk as hell,
and tried to start fights with some of the wedding guests. Bam goofed about how
funny it was to see Novak in a church and we heard all about Novak's two new
tattoos. One is a "big black blob" on his hand that is supposed to be
a rose, the other is two naked men having sex with each other while wearing
rollerblades on his arm (we're not kidding- he really has a giant tattoo of
that!) The guys goofed on how fast and crazy Gee drives all the time and we
heard about the kick ass Halloween party where Bam dressed like a giant needle
(cause he was Novak), Gee was a wigger, and Novak was Gay Biker in jeans with
the crotch cut out. Oz revealed he got Novak's autograph tattooed on his ass
the other night and Bam commented on how sloppy Novak's signature was. Bam
talked about a phone conversation he had with Dr. Dre, and Novak talked about
how Ashlee Simpson got trashed and acted like a fool at McDonald's in Canada
and it's on video and all over the internet here. go there enjoy- this Ashlee
all drunk and talking trash to the help... Bam talked about how if he keeps
hanging with Novak he is going to wind up in jail. Novak yelled Gee for using
Bam's name to scam chicks on the internet, Novak talks about how he turned down
some fast company chick because he now has a girlfriend, and Bam and Novak
talked about how they have to get their chicks to bump clams. Bam was out
recently at an Element event and he threw out a free skate deck and so many
kids were fighting over it the cops though it was a fight and tased one of the
kids. Novak wondered why all great bands who do heroin wind up dying. The guys
ended the show with Bam and Novak's girlfriends sharing a nice wet lesbian
kiss, a first for the Radio Bam show.
• The 69 Eyes "Pitch Black"
• Him "And Love Said No (616 Version)"
• The Rake Anthem featuring Dico
• The Saints "Stranded"
• Hanoi Rocks "In My Darkest Moment"
11/14/05 - Radio Bam this week with Bam, Dico, Rake, Novak
and Ryan Gee. They started off the show by making fun of Novak's new tattoos.
He has two gay rollerbladers having balls on balls sex in a flower patch while
still wearing their skates on his arm and a rose on his hand that looks more
like a head of lettuce. They also welcomed a guest named Kara to the show to
share a very unique and gruesome story. Kara was riding on the back of a
motorcycle, got hit by a car, fell off, skidded 20 feet and tore up her
asshole. She talked about having to wear a diaper for 6 months, having surgery,
the first time she tried to take a shit after the accident and having a nurse
jam a hand up her ass to digitally pull the shit out. Novak unsuccessfully
tried to get her to compare assholes with him, but Bam concluded that even
after her accident Novak's ass is still more muffed up. They questioned Kara to
no end about her sex life, the wildest sex she's ever had, how much a nurse
gets paid to fist fuck a patient and break up shit in her ass and what kind of
equipment they use for stuff like that. They talked about 50 Cent's movie, how
terrible it was and how people were getting shot at the theaters. They took a
call from some of Kara's roommates who told a story about the last time Novak
was there and he spit on a girl and threw a beer in her face because she beat
him at beer pong and than 10 sorority girls chased him down the street. They
also played the first 10 seconds of every song on the Mike Jones cd to prove a
theory that the dude says his name on every track. Mike Jones!
• Bran Freestyle "Rake Rap"
• Avenged Sevenfold "Unholy Confessions"
• Bloodhound Gang "I'm The Least You Could Do"
• Bran Prank Phone Call
10/31/05 - This Halloween host Ville Valo of the band HIM
was joined by special guest and huge fan Mr. Bam Margera. They discussed why
kids don't trick or treat in Finland, explained how some of their stranger
tattoo's came to be, and talked about Glen Danzig getting punched out by an
opening band. Bam talked about how a local kid he grew up with tried to live on
nothing but Halloween candy for an entire year, he talked about where they
filmed the video for CKY's "Escape From Hellview", and about a near
run in with Iggy Pop. Ville and Bam talked about dealing with trick or treaters
and Ville said the perfect trick or treat gift for him is a carton of
cigarettes and some mushroom moonshine.
• Type O Negative "Black #1"
• Misfits "London Dungeon"
• Iron Maiden "Number of the Beast"
• Sisters of Mercy "Temple of Love"
• CKY "Escape From Hellview"
• Iggy Pop "Skull Ring"
• Turbonegro "All My Friends Are Dead"
• Blue Oyster Cult "(Don't Fear) The Reaper"
10/24/05 - Radio Bam live with bumps and bruises this week
featuring Bam, Dico, Novak, Gee, and Shitbirds fresh off a weekend of non-stop
partying in Atlantic City for Jess's bachelor party. Bam played audio of his
Aunt Boof who never drinks, but got annihilated off apple martini's and turned
into the female version of Don Vito. They also talked about Rich Vose from Gnarkill
and how wasted he was, yelling at chairs for giving him shit than trying to
drive back to Philly, crashing his car, getting a DUI, and doing all this with
a hotel room key in his pocket. Novak spent half the weekend with his pants
down and they commented on how seeing him with pants ON is starting to become
unusual. Novak wound up drunk in the hospital with a broken clavicle after Bam
shoved a tire iron spike through the spokes of a mountain bike he was riding.
Bam also recapped a stripper contest he judged at an ECW wresting event, where
he pulled Novak's pants down in the middle of the ring and he couldn't pull
them back up because his arm was in a sling. They talked about the wrestler New
Jack, his muffed up forehand scars and how he was talking to April about being
fucked up on cocaine. They also played a song for the wrestler Asspunch Quarter
pound, just because he was rocking fluorescent orange boots, an orange Speedo,
and a jean jacket that said New Kids on the Block. A phone call to Missy's Mom
plus another one of Bran's freestyle's all on this week's Radio Bam.
• Viking Skull "Crank the Volume"
• Gnarkill "Arab Dance Party"
• Institute "When Animals Attack"
• Ween "Gabrielle"
• Amorphis "Black Winter Day"
10/17/05 - Radio Bam live from both coasts this week as Bam
was in LA while Dico, Rake, Gee, Missy and Shitbirds were back home in West
Chester. Bam talked about all his meetings for the Dreamseller movie, getting
the pilot done for the new cartoon show and how bad Paris Hilton is going to
get punched in the face after he witnessed her get into an argument with a girl
at an LA hot spot and then had her thrown out. They discussed their plans for
Halloween weekend which includes Jess's wedding, The "Steal Jess's
Thunder" party and the Cky show in Philadelphia. He also talked about
seeing this weird treatment for T.A.T.U's new video that was supposed to
feature Ville from HIM. Bam told a funny story about losing his phone in Miami
before the VMA's, calling it and having some dude answer it who than blackmailed
him for 2 backstage passes before he gave it back. Since Bam just lost his new
phone and has a mailbox filled with 35 new messages, he decided to check his
voicemail on air, which included calls from a month ago, only two of which were
actually important. They also talked about how Ryan Gee used to create fake
lesbian screen names so he could get girls to send him naked photos, Myspace,
why it's gay and how many profiles they each have which are all fake by the
way.
• Fireball Ministry "Sundown"
• Turbonegro "City of Satan"
• HIM "Behind the Crimson Door"
• Skindred "Fear"
10/10/05 - Radio Bam this week featured Bam, Dico and Novak.
Bam and Novak talked about how crazy girls get when they're drunk. They
recapped their late night at the bar where some drunken girl was talking trash
on Missy while she was sitting right next to Bam and than bet Novak that the
Eagles would comeback from 20 points down in the fourth quarter to win. Bam
called out Novak for having a girlfriend and getting some fast company broad
the night before and than they called up Novak's girl and he broke it off. Bam
talked about driving to Nova Scotia with Missy and Hanna and no map and winding
up in Montreal; having to come back to the US, cross through Maine and than
take a 5 hour ferry before getting to Nova Scotia. They called up Hanna and
ragged on him for having the filthiest bathroom, a carpet loaded with Ferret
piss and for clogging his arteries with double bacon cheeseburgers and chili
cheese fries. Bam also talked about some whack ass porno from the 70's called
Pizza Girls. Hanna told a great story about flying to England with no money, no
credit card, a washed and torn up passport, a muffed up drivers license and
having the people from customs lock him up in a room for 12 hours before
shipping his ass back to America. Bam also lined up Novak's next sexual
conquest...Missy's Mom!
• Baby Shambles "Fuck Forever"
• Bloodhound Gang feat. Ville Valo "Something
Diabolical"
• Turbonegro "The Age of Pamparius"
• Bloc Party "Helicopter"
9/26/05 - This week's show was pre-recorded on a Friday
night at 3am. Bam had to be in LA on Monday, so he pre-taped this one with Rob
Scott (Viva La Bam soundman), Brandon "The Dreamseller" Novak, and
Oz. The show started with the guys talking about Novak's recently finished
manuscript for his book, Jess from CKY's upcoming wedding, and how Novak wound
up getting paid for his work on Viva La Bam. Bam talked about Novak being naked
on the white carpet at the VMA's, the guys talked about why they didn't dig the
Real World or frat boys, and Bam's new diamond watch that Phil won for him on
Celebrity Fit Club. Bam's girlfriend Missy played some phone messages from her
ex-boyfriend ranting about Bam, the guys call some chick obsessed with Oz and
talk about her constant phone calls, and they discussed Rob Scott's crazy
ex-fiancé. Oz and Rob talked about how much ass Novak gets and why he gets it
and they play a message from a girl wishing death on Novak. Oz talked about how
taking a mediocre girl home is better than going for the perfect 10 because
they come with too much baggage. They told some funny Novak stories and why
they hate talking about skateboarding tricks while they are at the bar. Bam
played a brand new HIM track and the first HIM song ever, and some Viking Skull
and Fireball Ministry to round it all out.
• Fireball Ministry "Sundown"
• HIM "Borellos" (1st Him song ever- The 4 track!)
• Viking Skull "Beers, Drugs and Bitches"
• HIM "Drunk on Shadows"
9/19/05 - Radio Bam this week featured Dico, Novak, Joe
Frantz, Jess Margera and Bam who dropped in 5 minutes late because he was
taking a shit. While Bam was in the bathroom the show literally went to shit.
They talked about wiping your ass and not looking at the toilet paper,
showering while you're on tour and taking a bloody shit. They also talked about
Dunn going into the bathroom just to wipe and Hanna eating a hot dog while he
was on the toilet bowl. Bam talked about the Secret Skate Park tour in Indiana
and meeting John Cougar Mellencamp, giving an old lady the finger in the
airport and getting yelled at by security until they realized he was Bam and
started kissing his ass. Jess told a funny story too about getting pulled over
at 130 mph in the California desert and having the cop threaten to throw him in
jail until he recognized his last name and than had him sign an autograph on
the back of the ticket he was about to give him. Novak and Jess recapped
Novak's baby momma's shower where the tension was so thick you could cut it
with a knife. They also embarrassed Hanna with a story from when they were kids
and he got kneed 3 times in the head by his older brother, let out a blood
curdling scream and than cried the whole way home. Bam read some hate mail and
played a few rock tunes as well.
• Bloodhound Gang "No Hard Feelings"
• The Datsuns "Harmonic Generator"
• Iggy Pop "Football"
• In Flames "The Quiet Place"
9/12/05 - Radio Bam set an attendance record this week as
some 20 people packed the studio. The guest list included Dico, Novak, Rake,
Shitgoose, Frantz, Shitbirds, Chad I Ginsburg and Jess Margera from CKY,
Reverend Jim, Emily Burton and Johny Chow from Fireball Ministry and of course
Bam. Bam talked about Jess' upcoming wedding and all the parties they would be
having. First there is the rehearsal dinner, then the wedding, and then Bam is
throwing a "steal Jess'" thunder party, and then the following day
CKY is playing a Halloween show. The guys concluded they would all be dead
after those 4 days. Bam was bummed that he had to go out on tour right after
CKY just got home, they told some funny Novak stories from the Billy Idol
concert, and Joe Frantz almost got beat up for talking about wanting to bang
the female guitarist in Fireball Ministry. Dico busted Rake fore loving men,
everyone goofed on Ryan Gee who just lost some weight, and they clowned on the
drummer from Fireball Ministry for having the worst luck ever. Bam explained
how he wound up having sex with his girlfriend in Carson Daly's bed, how Novak
went off at an MTV meeting when he showed up drunk, and Rake told a story about
a crazy chick that bit his friend. Dico got his balls busted for loving
football, Shitbirds talked about his DWI, and Bam debuted some killer new
music.
• In Flames "Jotun"
• Fireball Ministry "Sundown" (World Premiere)
• CKY "Suddenly Tragic"
• Fireball Ministry "Save the Saved" (World Premiere)
9/5/05 - The back to school smell was in the air this week
as Bam was joined by Dico, Novak, Shitgoose, Hanna and Ape. Bam talked about
going to see the Used in Delaware and partying with the band, Jared Leto and
100 other party animals at his house after the show. Novak talked about driving
a girl back to Delaware completely naked and trying to film a porno in the back
of the car. Mark Hanna got everyone's attention with a story about the worst
sex he's ever had. It was so bad that he couldn't climax and had to jerk off 3
times. Stingy Titty Cock Block aka Natalie made a guest appearance as well to
confirm Hanna's worst sex ever story and shared some of her own nightmare
stories. Novak who was completely naked tried to take things to a new level by getting
a blowjob on air but all he could get was a quick lick. Afterwards everyone
packed in Bam's hummer and took off to go see CKY.
• 30 Seconds to Mars "Attack"
• Bloodhound Gang "Pennsylvania"
• Cky - "Don't Hold Your Breath"
• Melody Club "Baby"
• Avenged Sevenfold "Bat Country"
8/29/05 - This week Bam was joined by Dico, Joe Frantz,
Brandon "The Dreamseller" Novak, Ryan Gee, and Uncle Matt Cole. Bam
talked about riding mountain bikes with Gee who is always trailing behind. The
guys discussed road rage, who they hate on the road and why. Dico flips out
over people who won't turn on red and female drivers. The guys discuss the
price of gasoline and getting solar powered cars. They talked about how gross
Joe Frantz's car is because it is packed full of sick McDonald's wrappers. One
of Novak's recent sexual conquests recently tested clean for all STD's so Novak
believes he is free of disease. Joe Frantz told some stories about what Novak
did back in the day when he was strung out. The worst story was one night Novak
was so hammered he tried to get in bed with his mom and have his way with her!
Matt Cole (aka Shitbirds) told a great story about how he got locked up for a
DWI recently. The guys discovered nude pics of Gee and his girlfriend and
wrestle the camera away from him and goof on him hard. Bam talks about how he
and the lead singer of My Chemical Romance are going on a double date with
their chicks soon. The guys talk about their website, Bam reads some e-mails,
and Novak and Gee got into a fight where punches were thrown.
• Baby Shambles "Killamangaro"
• The Bloodhound Gang "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie
Kilo" (remix)
• HIM - "The Heartless" (remix)
• My Chemical Romance "Helena"
• HIM "Pretending"
8/22/05 - This week Bam was joined by Dico, Rake, Uncle Matt
Cole aka Shitbirds, and special guest Lord Battaro. Bam talked about how his
cousin who just got sent back to jail for bar fighting. They discussed how
people that are into expensive wine are just smart drunks. Bam told a story
about witnessing some wine snobbery while at dinner with The Duke of Denmark
who called a 2000 dollar bottle of wine "crap" after smelling it and
brushed it away. They talked about how Shitbirds is a drunken limo driver, how
he mows his name in Bam's lawn, and his complete and total hate of mulch.
Shitbirds hates mulch so much he sang a country song about it. Bam gave us an
update about how his head is healing with 12 staples in it. He also talked
about how having a head injury is worse than broken bones or any skating injury
he's ever had. They talked about how fat the chicks are in Juggs magazine. Bam
also gave some advice on how to get whiny kids to shut up, and how to deal with
public nose pickers. We got an update on Novak's baby's momma who is still
smoking and drinking. The guys talked about frumpers, farting during sex,
random odd facts they all know, and Gnarkill played a rare acoustic song with
Bam on guitar.
• Nightwish "Wonderlust"
• Juliette Lewis and the Licks "Shelter Your
Needs"
• Skindred - "The Fear"
• Atreyu "Bleeding Mascara"
• GOB "Mingtrain"
8/15/05 - Do you think an open head wound can stop Bam from
doing another kickass edition of Radio Bam? If so, be prepared to be proven
wrong. Tonight Bam did his show on Morphine because he had 12 staples in his
head from jumping into a lake head first that only had 2 feet of water in it.
But before the gang talked about that, Bam had to tell Novak and Ryan G how he
got a call from Lil' Jon the other day. He went to Philly and partied with him
and wound up hooking up with 50 Cent's crew and went back to his house for a
huge party. Bam described how huge 50 Cent's house was; it has 50 bedrooms, 3
pools, a club, and a gym. While chilling with the crew a bunch of hot models
showed up. The entire time Bam was telling this story his head was pouring
blood and dripping onto the song set list. The guys goofed on Tony Yayo's name
(member of G-Unit) for having a last name that means cocaine on the street. Bam
talked about all the injuries he ever had and said this head injury was the
worst. The guys gave a pop geography quiz too Bam and he did remarkably well.
Turns out Bam knows almost every capital to every country in the world- For
Real! Ryan G told a funny story about getting punched in the face the first day
he moved to Philly, and Novak explained how he licked another dude's butt for a
hundred dollars the other night at the bar. You know, just another night of
debauchery and high jinks on Radio Bam
• HIM "Wings of a Butterfly"
• 50 Cent "Baltimore Love Song"
• Avenged Sevenfold - "Bat Country"
• Cradle of Filth "From the Cradle to Enslave"
7/25/05 - This week Bam kicked it with his buddy Chris
Aspite (who co-wrote Haggard) along with Dico, Jess from Cky, Ryan Gee and
Hanna. Novak was MIA; he was still out from the night before with one of his
random females. The show started with Dico goofing on Rake's voice hardcore.
Bam talked about some funny royalty checks he got off of the Jackass movie for
$13 dollars. They discussed how shitgoose broke Bam's diving board doing a
massive gainer. Bam talked about his drunkest moment ever, how much he loses
his wallets, and how he is going to LA to film a music video with Billy Idol.
They goofed on how Bam doesn't know his own website, can't work a message
board, and has no patience for computers. He also told this funny story about a
couple kids who were riding ATV's through his backyard without asking, so Bam
chased them through some corn fields with his brand new Hummer at 80 mph. Bam
and Jess also tried to figure out what is worse, metalcore or hardcore music,
and they played some kick ass rock and roll.
• Venomous "Lottery"
• Placebo "Special K"
• King Diamond - Track 3 (Bam didn't know the name of the
song - it was on a comp CD he got in a magazine)
• CKY "Sniped"
7/18/05 - This week Bam was joined by Dico, Novak and Uncle
Matt Cole and the Shitbirds, (right off the mower) who cut SHITBIRDS in Bam's
lawn. Bam and Novak were back in town after hanging out in Ocean City, Maryland
for 3 days where they were mobbed by guys who "don't want to be that guy
that asks for a photo and an autograph" and than go and ask for a photo
and an autograph anyway.
Poo was flying this week as everyone shared at least one
shit story. Bam talked about a friend of his who took a rainbow shit in the 2nd
grade, and a dump that Vito took in a little kid's toilet that looked like a
pancake after passing through 4 inches of skin. Novak also ripped on his most
recent sexual conquest who asked him to keep a lookout while she took a crap
after he nailed her in a park. Matt Cole talked about dropping a full load in
his pants after getting Montezuma's Revenge while in Mexico with Phil and April
and lastly Dico who was honored for making a friend of his puke just from the
smell and description of a mingin ass shit he took. They did manage to squeeze
out a few rock songs including a world premiere from the Bloodhound Gang.
• Alkaline Trio "Time to Waste"
• Bloodhound Gang "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
(World Premiere)
• CKY "Dressed in Decay"
• Hanoi Rocks "I Feel the Earth Move"
7/11/05 - This week Bam was joined by Dico, Novak, Rake,
Shitgoose, Joe Frantz and Raab's Russian mail order bride. (Aka the Commie
Bitch) Bam talked about going tattoo crazy with Ville from HIM while in Finland
and biting a security guard's finger off at Ruisrock after the guard attacked
him. Novak gave an update on his most recent sexual conquest (who fell asleep
mid make out) and everyone agrees that he has the world's most
"mingin" ass. Bam also ripped on Bobby Brown whose idea of love is
picking corn out of Whitney Houston's shit. Jess Margera stopped by as well to
deliver the news that CKY's new album "An Answer Can Be Found"
cracked the Billboard Top 40. Congrats CKY!
• Hanoi Rocks "Better High"
• Within Temptation "Stand My Ground"
• CKY "Dressed in Decay"
• Apocalyptica "Life Burns"
7/4/05 - Bam was joined by Rake, Dico, Joe Franz, and Novak
this week. They talked about Novak's wacked out haircut, they give him a quiz
about his presidential knowledge, and then he told a story about crapping his
pants in the car recently. Novak declared he was officially going to be hell
where ever he goes from know on. Bam talked about Atlantic City and how it is
impossible to tell what time it is, Bam thought it was 5am and it was actually
noon! Bam played a brand new Gnarkill song called Video Pirates. Gnarkill is a
band that consists of Jess from CKY on drums, Bam on keyboards, and lead singer
Dico. They talked about rock artists who ruin their songs with a stupid cause,
porno, and how P Diddy is nice to Bam one day and a dick the next. Bam also
talked about why the airport sucks and how he got screwed out of his first
class ticket because he was slightly late to a flight to Chicago. They gave a
girl some sex advice, talk about all the random skanks who want to bang Novak,
and Bam read a classic hate e-mail.
• Gnarkill "Video Pirates"
• CKY "Suddenly Tragic"
• Turbonegro "Final Warning"
• My Chemical Romance "The Ghost of You"
• Kill Hannah "Big Shots"
6/27/05 - Radio Bam was live in NYC at Virgin Megastore. Bam
did a live show with a very drunk Don Vito and his fake Bam assistant Brandon
"The Dreamseller" Novak. They talked about what Bam was going to be
named if Phil had his way; Elvis. They discussed Novak's new haircut, shaved
bald on top and long everywhere else thanks to a drunken bar bet. They
explained how Novak's most recent sexual conquest punched a hole in Bam's wall.
Bam showed off his new tattoo which is of Don Vito's face and explained what
inspired that move. Bam and Novak grilled Don Vito about getting arrested back
in the day for selling crystal meth. Bam told the story of how and why he
missed his flight to Chicago to skate in a Zumiez's demo. Novak talked about
how Bam's mom wanted to kick him out of the house because he knocked up a girl
on a one night stand. Don Vito talked about how he is going to have a show on
The Playboy channel soon but he was very drunk and couldn't explain what his
show was all about. They played music that can all be found on Bam Margera
presents Viva La Bands cd.
• The Beatsteaks "I Don't Care As Long As You
Sing"
• The 69 Eyes "Lost Boys"
• Clutch "Mice and Gods"
• Cradle of Filth "English Fire"
• CKY "Familiar Realm"
• Kill Hannah "Big Shot"
• Children Of Bodem "Needled 24/7"
• Fireball Ministry "King"
• Atrocity "Cold Black Days"
• Helltrain "Route 666"
6/20/05 - This week Bam, Dico, Heroin Novak, Rake, and the
crew welcomed Dani the lead singer from Cradle of Filth to Radio Bam. Dani told
the guys why he just spent 5 weeks off of alcohol, which had something to do
with getting the shit kicked out of him by five cops in Paris. Novak complained
that Ryan G lives to cock block, gave himself mad props for not drinking for 3
days, and told a sick story about double teaming some 42 year old hoe in
Arizona. Ryan G challenged Novak to a fitness competition, Joe Frantz kicked
Novak's ass after one too many comments about his girlfriend. Bam filled
everyone in on how they just ripped Don Vito's bay window out of his house with
a bulldozer and how now he is on the run from Bam. The gang shared crazy Buddy
Bill stories, stories from when Bam went to Germany, and a little about the new
HIM record. All this plus some killer death metal on this week's Radio Bam.
• Cradle of Filth "Soft White Fur"
• Children of Bodom "Knuckleduster"
• Iron Maiden "Hallowed Be Thy Name"
• Satyricon "Mental Mercury"
5/30/05 - Radio Bam in NYC for Memorial Day! Bam, Novak,
Uncle Matt and Ville Valo (H.I.M.) were hanging in NY, Dico was down in West
Chester and Jess Margera was checking in on the phone. The guys were telling
stories of partying way too much and then hopping on 4-wheelers (not the best
way to teach Ville to drive in America). Speaking of driving, Bam's Uncle Matt
was on hand to drive the crew (in Limo) back and forth to PA, the crew were in
a rush to get to NYC and couldn't stop to let Novak take a crap, so now, Novak
is minus one pair of pants. Other stories included a discussion about the
coolness of unnecessarily cursing, Uncle Matt drinks beer he finds in the
woods, Billy Idol drinks Guinness & Ice Cream to stay in shape and was
somehow involved in cutting the top off Bam's new Lambo. Ville gave us some
info on the new H.I.M. cd (out September 26th) and even played part of one of
his new songs acoustic, on Sylvester his guitar. We also learned that he hates
his hotel room being cleaned and most times you can play guess that stain on
his sheets/boxers. Here are the songs that they picked.
• CKY "Familiar Realm"
• Ville (from H.I.M.) "Killing Loneliness
(acoustic)" (NEW)
• (Bam's) Uncle Matt "I Just Want to Fuck You With TP
Hanging Out Of My Ass (acoustic)"
• Burton & Gas (from H.I.M.) "Plasma Mullet"
(Radio Bam exclusive)
5/23/05 - This week the Radio Bam crew offered advice for
public safety, if you see Bam walking down the street, pay attention to the
cars in front of you, after yet another random dude cracked up his car while
trying to be cool. Bam, Dico, Novak, Frantz and Ryan Gee started the show by
talking about how many screw-ups there are in the movie Commando and Radio Bam
movie expert, Dico was stoked cause Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson) got his hand
cut off and died in Episode III Revenge of the Sith (sorry if we ruined the
movie for ya). Chad from CKY called in to tell the guys that the band will have
their own "special" on MTV2 Memorial Day weekend and how he just got
his Sirius Radio hooked up. The crew ripped on Gee for always leaking crap
about Bam & CKY on his website. And finally, Novak talked about how he now
gets paid by MTV and how two women that work for the MTV legal department hate
his guts. Here are the songs they played.
• GWAR "Womb with a View" (New Music)
• Melody Club "Baby"
• GWAR "Sick of You"
5/16/05 - This week, The Radio Bam crew was joined by Metal
Mulisha members Brian Deegan & Ronnie Faisst, the guys were in town to rip
some stuff up West Chester, PA style! Bam, Rake, Deco, Frantz, Ryan G and Novak
got to the bottom of all this Jessica Simpson crap, Bam said he was hanging out
with her (and a bunch of other people) in LA getting drunk and eating Mexican
food, that's pretty much it! Bam talked about how last week he hooked all the
guys up with tickets to see Billy Idol in Baltimore and while Bam was on-stage
introducing Billy, Novak was making fast company with some random girl in the
bleachers. Bam also said that he spent the night before in NYC listening to the
new H.I.M. album with the band and ended up drinking way to much with the guys
from Queens of the Stone Age, he then had to take a cab all the way back to PA.
During the show, Vito was on his way to the airport to pick up GWAR, look for that
next season of Viva La Bam! Here are the songs the guys played.
• Kill Hannah "Big Shots"
• Viking Skull "Rape, Pillage and Burn"
• Negative "The Moment Of Our Love"
• Clutch "10001110101" (NEW!)
5/9/05 - Radio Bam is a clothing optional show, so Nudie
Novak let his "ding ding" hang low as Bam, Dico, Rake, Ryan G, Franz
and Jess Margera got us caught up on their recent chaos and alcohol filled trip
to Brazil. Novak stunned the Faction nation when he announced that he will be a
father, Bam and the crew supported their friend in his time of need by making
fun of him non-stop and by suggesting that he become a delinquent dad. Bam
explained how he gave Don Vito the option of going on vacation anyway in the
world, after Vito picked Wildwood and Atlantic City New Jersey, he decided
Brazil would be cool also. The crew called up Vito and asked him why he spent
the whole trip drinking beer from a coconut and harassing senior citizens. Here
are the songs the guys played.
• CKY "Familiar Realm" (Brand New!)
• Cradle of Filth "Devil Women"
• Turbonegro "If You See Kay (Tell Her I L-O-V-E
her)"
• H.I.M. "Death Is In Love With Us"
4/18/05 - Bam, Deco, Novak, Rake, and Ryan G (a.k.a.
Shitgoose) were back to discuss what totally random and filthy stuff Novak
would do for 5 grand, and what crazy nasty stuff he has done in the past for
$40. They also talked about how annoying Franz's girlfriend is and how Radio
Bam has officially become a dick farm. Deco "threw down" a ton of new
freestyles and told the guys about a porno tape he made with his girlfriend.
They did manage to take a break from farting on each other to answer some
e-mails and play these rock and roll songs.
• The Hives "Love In Plaster"
• Mondo Generator "So High, So Low"
• Turbonegro "Death From Above"
• Motorhead "Suicide"
• Brandon's Chinese Freestyle
4/11/05 - It was the world premiere music edition of Radio
Bam as Bam, Dico, Novak, Rake, Franz and Ryan G (a.k.a. the name dropper)
played never before heard songs from Turbonegro and H.I.M. Novak (The Dream
Seller) got a new nickname, Bam's "Life Partner" cause they spend
time together hanging out/skatingboarding/riding mountain bikes/drinking and
messing up Bam's dates. Novak ripped into Ryan G cause he doesn't know how to
properly "drop" Bam's name while hitting on girls. Ryan G was caught
at a rest stop fast food place cheating on his diet so the crew weighed him and
Franz. (Ryan G/225 lbs) (Franz/189 lbs). Here are the loud rock n roll songs
they played.
• Turbonegro "All My Friends are Dead" (world
premiere)
• Leaves Eyes "Tale of the Sea Maid"
• In Flames "The Quiet Place"
• H.I.M. "The Sacrament" (acoustic from Bam's house)
(world premiere)
4/4/05 - The Hobbit hole was stuffed for this edition of
Radio Bam. Novak, Rake, Deco, Franz and Ryan G all hung out with Bam as he took
phone calls and talked about what it's like to be Bam Margera. The crew ripped
on Ryan G because of his diet and because he always drops Bam's name when he is
hitting on girls. Deco talked about his near death experience on his way to the
show. Bam also talked about cutting Jen's hair while she was asleep. Here are
the songs the guys played for this Radio Bam.
• Cradle of Filth "Devil Woman"
• Mondo Diao "Clean Town"
• Billy Idol "Sherri"
• Apocalyptica "Bittersweet"
• Children of Bodom "Angels Don't Kill"
3/28/05 - Radio Bam from LA and PA! Bam and Franz were out
in LA while Deco, Novak and Jen were hanging in West Chester! Bam was out in LA
(partying towards self-destruction and not showering) for over two weeks and
everything at home has gone weird! Novak isn't saying bitches as much, Deco
isn't cursing at all and he went to an Ashlee Simpson concert! April called in
for her birthday and Glomb called to give a graphic update on his massive
diarrhea. There was some good talk about phone sex and everyone ripped on Novak
cause his mom and sister were coming to visit. Here are the songs they picked for
this edition of Radio Bam.
• Billy Idol "Rat Race"
• Mondo Diao "Down In The Past"
• Apocalyptica "Somewhere Around Nothing"
• The Libertines "The Man Who Would Be King "
3/21/05 - Bam, Novack, Deco, and Blackcula (aka: London) are
back again for another educational edition of Radio Bam. Bam is on his way to
Barcelona and getting ready to shoot a deodorant commercial with the
Philadelphia Eagles, but before he leaves he talks about Don Vito's sick toe,
fingernails and skin tags. We find out Deco is obsessed with Wal-Mart and Vito
only drinks Budweiser. They describe using an "Upper-Decker" to get
back at someone (that's when you loosen the top of a toilet and flush after taking
a dump). Here are the songs the guys play.
• Billy Idol "Scream"
• Cradle Of Filth "Absinth With Faust"
• The Rasmus "Guilty"
• Placebo "Hemoglobin"
• Fireball Ministry "In The Morning"
3/14/05 - Bam, Novack, Deco, and London (aka: Blackula) hang
out and talk about how bad Novack is with money, they answer e-mails, tell Don
Vito stories. They also dare Novack to do all sorts of gross things for cash,
including going to the bar with clothes painted on (like a Sports Illustrated
Model) and hitting on a girl while he has a dirty diaper on. All this, plus Bam
plays an acoustic HIM song and some other great rock n' roll music.
• The Skreppers "Doctor Good-Feel"
• Hanoi Rocks "A Day Late, A Dollar Short"
• Melody Club "Baby"
• H.I.M. "For You (Acoustic)"
2/28/05 - What better way to wrap up the shortest month of
the year than with Bam and the Brandons (Novack and Deco). This edition of
Radio Bam featured some tough talk about kids on leashes and of course Novack's
most recent sexual conquest. Bam was able to travel to and from Mexico with
just his birth certificate that he had to have taken from a dumpster at his
hotel in LA. Novak was supposed to go, but has some "troubles" with
the customs folks. All this and a phone call from Don Vito. Here are the songs
they played.
• Square Pusher "Red Hot Car"
• The Dandy Warhols "The Last High"
• Turbo AC's "Desperate"
• H.I.M. "Please Don't Let It Go" (Live)
2/20/05 - Radio Bam from New York with a Live performance
from CKY, what else can you say? Chad, Jess and Deron came thru to hang and
play kick ass rock n' roll music for Bam, Dico, Novak and Joe Franz. The CKY
crew talked about their new album that will be out later on this year and even
gave us some songs titles ("Triple Manic State", "Don't Hold
Your Breath", "All Power to Slaves" and "Familiar
Realm"). Bam and the guys talked about their recent ski trip where Novak
made "fast-company" with some girl they now refer to as "Ditchy
Mom". Here are the songs from the show:
• Malevolent Creation "Homicidal Rant"
• CKY "96 Quite Bitter Beings"(Live)
• The Plasmatics "Butcher Baby"
• CKY "Attached at The Hip"(Live)
• CKY with Brandon DiCamillo "Rake
Freestyle"(Live)
• Deron from CKY "To All of You"(Live/Acoustic)
2/14/05 - On this edition of Radio Bam, Love was in the air,
yeah right! Bam and the crew talked about why Valentine's Day blows, how they
were hassled by the cops on Groundhog's Day, and how breaking up is hard to do-
But screw the bee-ach!!! Here are the love songs that brightened up The
Valentines Day edition of Radio Bam on Faction!!
• Hardcore Superstar "Honey Tongue"
• The Hellacopters "Hopeless Case of a Kid In
Denial"
• Shat "I Fucked Your Wife"
• Shat "What the Fuck do you Think Christina Aguilera
is Doing Right Now?"
• Tiger Army "The Power of Moonlight"
2/7/05 - It's the post Super Bowl wrap up edition of Radio
Bam!!(yeah right, these guys couldn't care less!) Bam and his brother Jess,
Novak, and Dicamillo share embarrassing poo stories and talk about sex, drugs,
and rock n' roll. They also cover how pregnant women are moody, talk about
Novak's new girlfriend, and discuss why you should never hook up with a girl on
welfare. All this and loud rock music too, here is what they played.
• Killswitch Engage "The End of the Heartache"
• Fireball of Ministry "Choker"
• Shat "No Ass"
• Agathodaimon "Serpent's Embrace"
1/31/05 - Bam, DiCamillo, Novack, Rake, and Ryan Kingman
(Bam's team manager for Element) kick it at Bam's and tell funny stories about
skateboard tours, Rake's bath obsessions, and Bam's backstage antics at a
Sounds concert. Here are the songs they played.
• Backyard Babies "Are You Ready"
• Hell Train "Hell Train"
• Turbo Ac's "Substance"
• Vice Squad "Out of Reach"
• The Sounds "Here By My Side"
1/24/05 - Bam and the guys hung out and told stories of Don
Vito's trip to Paris. Turns out Vito stayed a block away from the Eiffel Tower
and didn't even bother to look up and see it, he was to busy trying to buy
pizza with American money. The crew also gave some info on "Kiss a Good
Man's Ass" the follow-up to "Haggard". Here are the songs they
picked for Radio Bam this week.
• The 69 Eyes "Nothing on You"
• White Buffalo "Track 2"
• The Hives "ake The Idiot"
• Rake's Freestyle
• H.I.M. "Beautiful" (rock version)
1/17/05 - Bam and the crew were in Colorado for some skate
party and took some time to get together for another rousin' edition of Radio
Bam. Rake got made fun for bringing some girl (and her 70 year old mom) out in
NYC to drink with Carson Daly. Novak kinda remembered streaking thru Times
Square. There was also a guest appearance from "Compton Ass" Terry,
guess what song he picked!
• Turbonegro "Suburban Princess Death Song"
• Mondogenerator "Day I Die"
• Foreign Objects "Test It Out"
• CKY "Shippensburg" (featuring Bam on vocals)
• 8 Ball and MJG "You Don't Want Drama"
1/10/05 - Bam and the crew started the show by calling over
to April and Phil's (aka Mom & Dad) house. April provided some motherly
insight into the world of Bam, including that he sometimes NARCs out some of
the crew to keep himself out of trouble. We also found out about everyone's
worst crap in the pants story. Here are the songs they played.
• Hardcore Superstar "Significant Other"
• The 69 Eyes "From Dusk Til Dawn"
• H.I.M. "Solitary Man" (recorded live at Bam's
House)
• Amorphous "Planetary Misfortune"
1/3/05 - The first Radio Bam of 2005 was live at the Sirius
studios in NYC! The crew did their best to remember how they spent New Year's
Eve. Bam spent it in Finland, Raab Himself was driven off a road and into a
ditch by Bam's Uncle Matt and Novak went to some lame ass frat party with his
babysitter. Here are the songs they played.
• Andy McCoy "Strung Out"
• Smack "Good Morning Headache"
• Negative "In My Heaven"
• BenDover "Don't Feed the Evil"
• Apocalyptica "Bittersweet"
On the Dec. 27th show, The Holiday Hang-over edition of
Radio Bam featured Jess Margera, Ryan G, Dicamillo, Rake and Novak. Bam gave us
the run-down of what we can expect when he is featured on "cribs"
some time soon. He are the post-holiday treats they played:
• D-a-d "I'm Sleeping My Day Away"
• Refused "New Noise"
• Backyard Babies "I Love To Roll"
• Placebo "Special K"
On the Dec. 20th show, Bam and the crew talk about getting
harassed at the mall, the worst holiday presents they ever got, and how to do a
number 2 in a public bathroom and not get any germs on yourself.
• H.I.M. "Your Sweet Six Six Six"
• Placebo "This Picture"
• Ramones "I Wanna Live"
• The 69 Eyes "Betty Blue"
On the Dec. 13th show, Bam's music playlist went down like
this:
• Children of Bodom "Chokehold"
• Iggy Pop "Blood On Your Cool"
• The 69 Eyes "Still Waters Run Deep"
• CKY "Dr. Murdock" (prank call)
On the Dec. 6th show, The guys had Jimmy Pop from the
Bloodhound Gang stop by, here is what they played:
• CKY "Brandon's Freestyle"
• The 69 Eyes "Christina Death"
• CKY "Dog Fence"
• CKY "Inhuman Creation Station"
• CKY "Flooded Basement"
• Gnarkill "Skeletor/Beastman"
Bam, his brother Jess (CKY rock drummer dude) and the whole
crew hung out and played these songs!
• In Flames "The Quiet Place"
• Negative "Creeping Inside"
• The Saints "(I'm) Stranded"
• Turbonegro "Ride With Us"
• The 69 Eyes "Still Water Run Deep"
Bam and the crew were hanging on the Bayou in Houston Texas
for the second edition of Radio Bam. Here is what they played:
• The Rasmus "Guilty"
• Placebo "Sleeping with Ghosts"
• Negative "The Moment of Our Love"
• Fireball Ministry "King"
• CKY "Escape from Hellview"
Bam Margera kicked off "Radio Bam" with special
guest Don Vito and a live performance from the band H.I.M.
• Cradle of Filth "English Fire"
• H.I.M. "Right Here in My Arms" (Live)
• H.I.M. "Solitary Man" (Live)
• The 69 Eyes "Lost Boys"
• Turbonegro "Ride With Us"
• Children of Bodom "Needle 24/7"
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